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13.2.2008 05:14:37 / Karibjorn

Pickup lines fo da beach!!!

Eins og flestir vita erum við flestir á leiðinni til Mallorca 3. Ágúst, við rákumst á nokkrar pickup línur fyrir ströndina á b2.is og vonum að menn muni nýta sér þetta fróðleikshorn ! :)

Can I change your oil?

Would you mind blowing the sand off my beachballs?

There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.

If I build you a sandcastle, will you be my queen?

Surf's up—wanna be my board?

Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.

Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.

UV hot, IB horny.

Can you bury me in the sand up to my neck and sit on my face?

I found some crabs in my shorts. Want to see?

I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

Wanna touch my starfish?

I know every surf move in the book. I can even hang 11.

My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?

You're the hottest beeyotch on the beeyatch.

Wanna trade thongs?

I'd love to give you a pearl necklace in the Octopus' Garden.

Would you mind tasting my pork to check if it's done roasting?

Baby, the sun's making me sweat on the outside, but you're making me sweat on the inside.

Can I clean the sand out of your crevice?

Let me be your sea breeze.

Let's make some tan lines together.

The sun's not the only big white thing that could be in your eyes, or on your neck.

Make like a submarine and go below me.

I wanna do you on my Sea-Doo, do you?

My driftwood is rigid and anxious to catch fire.

Want to have sex on the beach? 
Klukkan
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20. mars 2010
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